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I’m not sitting next to their special tampon trashcan.
I am no longer bound by social norms and will hurt you as much as I can with words.
People need to learn to leave their personal lives at the door.
You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns.
You smell like dryer sheets. The scented ones, not the plain ones.
I can't help it if light goes across the road, close your curtains if it bothers you.
This is a waste of company time and money and is unprofessional.
I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
That's not how it works. If you had a marketing person, they would have explained this to you.
Dear Jane, I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing of a spider instead.
There’s no way I could look at that thin hair every day.
I'm extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears.
Lesbians like power tools. They usually buy Makita though.
Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight.
Breakthrough medical operation brings new hope for Thomas.
Please design a logo for me. And some pie charts. For free.
Hello, I was wondering if you need a good drawer? No? Well thank you for your time.
Dear customer, I hope you fall and break your neck.
There is motion at your front door.
David and his best friends spend a day at the office.
When I'm riding my mower, I like to pretend I'm on a horse.
Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party.
There's nothing wrong with the current design, it just needs to be a bit more branded.
You don't get to choose if you do your timesheets or not. You're not special.
Rumour that Thomas takes a photo of Carol Brady to the hairdresser proven unfounded.
It's my most fervent opinion that you need to find a highly skilled psychiatrist post-haste.
That looks like a dog with a blanket on it. I'm not sending an officer out for that.
Hello, my name is Shannon and I eat oranges like a snake.
Without a concise set of rules to follow, we would all probably have to resort to common sense.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, tomorrow is Eskimo Day at school.
Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents.
That's not arguing, that's just you being a dickhead.
Hello, my name is Simon and I love IKEA so much I want to marry it.
Foul language isn't clever, it just displays a limited vocabulary.
Hello, my name is Thomas and I bought a digital SLR camera.
Hello, my name is Simon and I have lots of good ideas for websites.
Being able to draw and dressing like women doesn't make you special.
I hope you sank a lot of money into this and starve to death.
Which photo of your wife holding a slice of cantaloupe would you suggest for the cover?
Statements my offspring has made that make me wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital.
Once, when I was a bat, I flew to my friend's house and tapped on his window.
I'm not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't so many penises.
Not like the monkey in the photo though, I'd want a clean one.
There were a lot more articles the last time I visited this site. Where's the one about frogs?
